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Ryouya-kun Is Easy Pickings, After All

第94話 涼也君ってめちゃくちゃチョロそうだし

The day after the storage incident, after school finally became play-rehearsal time. Costumes and props weren’t ready and we were in the classroom, so today was a light read-through.

The cast — me as Snow White, Reona as the Prince, Shirogane-san as the Witch, several Dwarves — read through the script start to finish.

“Looking at this run-through, frankly everyone except Reona-chan is very obviously reading off the script, the script-illusion is too strong.”

We’d each been practicing at home, but the assessment from our director — class committee head and actual drama-club member Shiraishi Mina-san — was not enthusiastic.

Shiraishi-san is in the drama club. Of course a first-pass read-through looked rough. And today was day one — none of this was unexpected.

“Why is Reona the only one who’s good at this? I practiced too.”

“Hmm, talent?”

“Your smug face is annoying me.”

Reona and Shirogane-san were having that conversation. Despite the pre-summer wallet incident, their relationship hadn’t soured.

For context, on the last day before summer break, Shirogane-san had apologized to me, so the issue was resolved — no residual.

In fact, in a class where most people would not interact with me, Shirogane-san was one of the few who did. Probably driven by guilt-management, but still.

“Now that I see where we are — I’m going to crack the whip from here on out. Brace yourselves.”

Shiraishi-san looked like a quiet bookish type — glasses, light demeanor — and was, surprisingly, intensely fired up.

Several breaks later, today’s practice wrapped. As the lead, I had received the most coaching. Drained. On the way to the shoe lockers with Reona, she was wearing a displeased face.

“Ryouya-kun, you were enchanted by Mina-chan earlier, weren’t you?”

“Based on what?

“You held eye contact with Mina-chan for over five seconds.”

She had invented a metric. She had interpreted me looking at her face while she gave feedback as enchantment.

“Five seconds is very short.”

“For me it’s three seconds.”

“That would render every social interaction a romantic affair.”

“Right, that’s the concern. Ryouya-kun is easy pickings, after all.”

That I am easy pickings is true, but what was the concern, exactly?

“What exactly are you worried about?”

“There’s a study that says eight seconds of mutual eye contact triggers love. I’m telling you out of concern — I don’t want to watch you fall into a doomed crush.”

“You are framing this entirely on the premise I get rejected. Maybe my hypothetical crush would work out.”

“Oh — Ryouya-kun, do you have a crush you want to work out?

“Riona and I want details, please.”

Riona — out of nowhere — was clamping down on my shoulder with a grip that bit. I scrambled.

“N-no, that was hypothetical, there’s no specific person.”

“Oh, just hypothetical.”

“Don’t startle me like that.”

The grip released — saved.

I’d been generating these slips with concerning frequency. I needed to stop talking, basically.

“Anyway, Ryouya-kun’s hypothetical crush succeeding is near-impossible.”

“Of the 3.5 billion women on Earth, exactly two would date Ryouya.”

“3.5 billion to two is effectively zero, you realize.”

The verbal sniper-fire was nonstop. The two number — what was the source? I asked. They wouldn’t say, only that I’d find out someday.