Nijitana
Chapter 4 Chapter 86

Why Didn't I Notice That

第83話 何で俺はそこを見落としたんだろ

We kept looking, no Kano-approved gift in sight.

“Lunch?”

“Good time for it.”

“Got a recommendation.”

”…Don’t tell me couples-only.”

“Aw — how did you know?”

“I know your tricks. Not today.”

(She’d been planning to pull the same parfait trick. Twice — never.) We picked a kaitenzushi.

“Busy.”

“Sushi’s universally popular.”

Kids to seniors waiting. We waited a while and got seated.

“My treat — eat what you want.”

“That sounds suspicious.

“What — kind older sister buying for little brother.”

“You lured me with this before.”

(Couples-only parfait pattern.) “Stop being paranoid. Check the menu.”

”…Looks normal.”

“See? Worry-free.”

The tablet menu couldn’t be doctored — fine. I ordered salmon, yellowtail, tuna roll.

“You always get salmon first.”

“My favorite. You always get tuna first.”

“Caught that, huh.”

“Years of childhood friendship.”

(Ayato and Suzuno do the same — always get their favorite first. Despite higher-spec Kano and Ayato seeming dissimilar to average Suzuno and me — blood lines up here.)

We ate at a slow pace. (With Ayato, plates would have stacked at terrifying speed.)

I noticed a special menu.

“Collab menu.”

“Posters on the wall — anime collab.”

A demon-slaying anime currently popular — special menu items themed on characters. I ordered a futomaki without looking carefully — bad call.

The futomaki came out hand-delivered, not on the belt — several times larger than the picture.

“This is not what the tablet showed.”

“That’s bigger than expected.”

“And the price — way more than a normal futomaki. Why didn’t I notice.”

(Had I checked the price I’d have realized. Did Kano’s hand hide the price field while I tapped? Suspicious.)

I started eating. Already full — finishing this would be brutal. Trying my best — Kano grinned.

“Looks rough — let me help.”

”!”

She started eating from the opposite end. And — her left hand was now on the back of my head. Trapping me.

She advanced fast — face-to-face, lips inches apart. I bit through and dove away just before contact.

“Aw — almost.”

Almost what?! What are you doing?!”

“You’d like a lucky-perv moment, right? Granting your wish.”

“Look up lucky-perv.

(Lucky-perv requires accidental. Intentionally creating it doesn’t qualify.) A regular lunch had become a special-play scenario.

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Brief hiatus — back to updating. Manga part 2-A is up; 2-B drops Jan 3 noon.