Nijitana
Chapter 2 Chapter 28

All Right, Step One — Drop the Pants and Underwear

第27話 じゃあ早速だけどズボンとパンツを脱いで貰おうかな

I woke up with a brutal headache, coughing, and a heavy malaise.

“Don’t tell me this is a cold…”

I dragged the thermometer out of the drawer and slid it under my arm.

“37.8?”

Well above my normal. Yeah — caught a cold. Definitely from being soaked in the rain yesterday.

”…School’s not happening today.”

In this state I couldn’t possibly focus in class. I’d take a sick day. (This was absolutely not about not wanting to see Suzuno’s face.) I put on a mask and went to the dining room.

“Morning, Yuito — Yuito, your face is bright red?!

“Yeah — close to 38, so not great.”

“That’s what happens when you walk home without an umbrella in a downpour.”

She sounded part exasperated, part worried. She was right; I had no counter.

“By the way — where’s my brother?”

“Ayato? He had breakfast and went to morning practice.”

“He didn’t catch it.”

He’d been just as soaked as me — I’d thought he might be sick too. Apparently fine.

(For what it’s worth, I’d showered second — if the order had been reversed, he might have been the sick one.)

“Anyway, I’m out today. Could you call the school?”

“Sure. I’ll handle it. Get some rest.”

“Thanks.”

I grabbed a sports drink from the fridge and went back to my room.

“Oh — should let Kano-san know too.”

She sometimes camped at the school gate to ambush me, and if she did that today she’d be standing there for hours. I didn’t think she’d come today specifically, but on the chance, it’d be rude.

I LIMEd her. The message went to read instantly.

“That was way under a second…”

Maybe she happened to have my chat open? As I was wondering, my phone started vibrating with an incoming call. Yuki Kano on the screen.

“Hello, Kano-san?”

“Yuito, how are you feeling?”

“Almost 38, body like lead — honestly, not great…”

I was sprawled in bed even taking the call, because of the malaise.

“That bad? Definitely need rest.”

“As I said in the message, I’m out today, so don’t camp at the gate.”

“Aw — you sad you can’t see big sister today?”

“Yeah.”

The fever had me foggy and I just answered automatically. Normally I’d shoot back, but I had no energy.

“With your usual snap gone — you really are sick.”

“So I’m hanging up.”

”…Yeah. Talk later.”

She’d said something odd at the end but I was too sick to parse it.

After messaging friends I’d be out, I set my phone by the pillow and closed my eyes. I’d have liked to text Suzuno, but Kano deleted her contact and I can’t.

I’d tried a few times to add her back, but Suzuno — who Kano had clearly been feeding things to — refused.

“Suzuno’s always been totally compliant with anything Kano-san says…”

So that contact was a lost cause. Drifting in and out, I heard the doorbell.

A delivery, maybe? Then I heard footsteps outside my room. A bit different from Mom’s tread. Who?

For a moment I wondered if my brother had forgotten something — but he wouldn’t have rung the bell. The identity became clear immediately.

“Sorry to keep you — your big sister is here to nurse you back to health.”

“Don’t you have class right now?”

“Self-imposed day off, all good.”

It was Kano. German class, I think. Was it really okay to skip?

“All right, step one — drop the pants and underwear.”

”…What?!”

The request blindsided me. I had no idea what she was talking about.

“Or would you prefer I peel them off for you?”

“First explain why exactly I need to be exposing my lower half.”

“Sorry, sorry — incomplete explanation. I stopped at the drugstore and found these.”

She pulled something from a plastic bag. A rectangular box clearly labeled suppositories.

“That is absolutely not happening.”

“But you want to get better quickly, right? Suppositories work better than oral meds.”

She was deadly serious.