Nijitana
Arc 6 — The Old Guy and the High School Girl Chapter 56

Chapter 58 — Apologize to Every Miyamoto in the Country, Once More

第58話 全国のミヤモトさんに謝れ 再び

“It’s amazing~! This thing is AMAZING~!”

The day after the kei truck’s arrival.

The kei truck has, predictably, become the household’s communal toy.

It’s a manual transmission — but everyone here has elite motor skills, so the learning curves are steep.

“Onii-chan! Seriously, HOW does this thing work?!”

Katia the dwarf picked it up fastest of all — being a production-class artisan surely helps.

She’s fascinated by the drivetrain, and that fascination has spilled into a burning enthusiasm for driving itself.

“Master. Then I shall take my turn…”

Ouroboros drives at a crawl, with monumental caution.

Yes — completely at odds with both her face and her personality.

“Hahaha~! It stalled again~!”

Sonya alone is hopeless — nothing but engine stalls; functionally she cannot drive at all.

But the lurching ka-chunk ka-chunk of a stall turns out to be FUN, apparently, so with the palm-top rabbits it plays as a theme-park ride. Rave reviews.

“—FASTEST! None shall run ahead of me! Hahahaha! FIRST to reach seventy kilometers per hour!”

Seventy km/h. On completely unmaintained dirt roads.

By any sane analysis: lethally dangerous.

Which is to say — the problem child, of all people, turned out to be MARIA.

“Grabs a steering wheel, becomes a different person” — she’s the textbook case, live and unabridged. Genuinely terrifying to watch.

“More importantly — where is my CURRY?”

Cornelia has zero interest in the truck and has been chanting “make curry” on loop for an hour.

Turns out she’s actually BEEN to Japan before — a kei truck doesn’t move her needle.

Further questioning revealed she’s ridden an airplane, even.

Back when she worked at a restaurant run by a reincarnator, she apparently saw tanks and fighter jets too — and knows the opening chapter of relativity, the theory behind nuclear weapons.

She referred to E=mc² as “the god-age spell formula that leads the world unto ruin.”

I badly wanted to ask “what HAPPENED to you in a past life,” but restrained myself…

Anyway. That aside.

“Alright — lunch is curry, everyone!”

“MM!”

At my words, Cornelia — and then everyone — broke into beaming smiles.

Except…

“Lord Tatsuya! I am off to — THE FAR SIDE OF SPEED!”

With a line straight out of a delinquent-manga motorcycle arc, Maria and the kei truck tore off down the road.

Side: Miyamoto

I’m Miyamoto Masashi.

A hero who came to another world from Japan.

Due to various circumstances, I’m currently walking through a forest.

And “various” means… it’s a long story.

Basically, I got caught in one of those group transfers, and was set to receive combat training in this world alongside my friends.

For the first month or so I actually trained seriously — I had talent, so I got decently strong.

But the people of this world are INSANE, man.

The training menu was kill-you-dead brutal, so I noped out.

After that I registered with the criminal guild and committed every crime on the menu.

—It was SO much fun.

No, really — evil is genuinely fun.

Stepping on some groveling old man’s head during debt collection? Pure dopamine.

Anyway, that’s beside the point… the problem is that old guy. Tatsuya.

I don’t get it, but he’s surrounded by insanely strong beautiful women… and thanks to HIM, the legitimate guild caught me and I nearly ended up a head on a spike.

Being me, of course, I slipped away with room to spare.

So now I’m walking the forest to rendezvous with a buddy who also deserted combat training.

On crutches, for the record. My leg’s in compound-fracture condition.

That old man, I swear… once these wounds heal, forget half-killing him. I’ll FULL-kill him.

And right then — from the distance, inexplicably: an engine.

“Why is there a KEI TRUCK out here?!”

I looked — and a kei truck was barreling straight at me at incredible speed.

That thing’s doing nearly a hundred, isn’t it?!

And more importantly — why is there a kei truck IN ANOTHER WORLD?

—NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

I froze, dumbstruck — and by the time I recovered, the truck was right on top of me.

I snapped back and lunged for the roadside, but—

—no good! Too close — on crutches with this leg, there’s no escape!

“YOU! TRUCK! STOP! STOOOOOOP!”

A beat after my scream, a loud voice came back through the truck’s open window:

“AAAAH! I have mistaken the accelerator for the brake! I am unaccustomed to driving! PLEASE EVACUATE!”

Simultaneous with that impressively expository scream, my lower body met the truck’s front bumper.

“PBLARGH!”

And as I sailed a solid ten meters through the air, I reflected:

In my Japan days this would’ve killed me instantly — but this time I’ll get away with fractures.

In other words, my honest, heartfelt thought was—

—thank god I did that combat training seriously. Even if it was just for a month.