Nijitana
Arc 1 — A Zero-Brainpower Fluffy Slow Life Is Born! Chapter 5

Chapter 5 — The Species Called Palm-Top Rabbits (Part 1)

第5話 手乗りウサギという種族 その1

Three days have passed since then.

As of yesterday, I am growing garlic.

Hm? Why garlic, you ask?

—Because my body cannot keep up.

Long story short: rabbits are inexhaustible.

The goodnight and good-morning kisses are adorable… everything in between is demonic.

Look, garlic isn’t going to actually solve this problem, but placebo-tier support is still support.

On another note, I’m getting the hang of Seed Creation.

I figured it out through the carrots — you can customize. Less sweetness, more fiber, extra crunch, that kind of thing.

There’s a lady in the house, so I made the garlic a low-odor variety. Consideration.

Anyway, tonight’s dinner was going to be boar meat stir-fried with carrots and bean sprouts, except…

The salt and pepper has finally run out.

As for yakiniku sauce — that died back in the snake-eating era, before Sonya even arrived.

And food with zero seasoning is… just too bleak. It’s barely food.

Here’s the thing: the boars the palm-top rabbits bring back are ridiculously good meat.

We’re talking a level where name-brand pork isn’t even in the conversation.

Which makes the no-seasoning situation extra heartbreaking.

Man, this meat with yakiniku sauce would be incredible…

Ah. Just thinking about it, the drool is flowing.

Surveying the storehouse’s ingredients, I sighed. What to do…

”…If only I could order seasonings from Japan…”

[Skill: Interdimensional Logistics Level 10, activated.]

“THAT WORKS TOO?!”

Every single one of these mojibake skills is a cheat, I swear.

With a mysterious flash of light, a Shinto altar and an offering box materialized in my storehouse.

“What is this? And why is it Japanese-style…?”

『I am the god of harvests — the deity of crop cultivation.』

A voice echoed inside my head.

“Eh…?”

『Having mastered agriculture, you are now able to converse with me. Call it fate. I shall make your farming life all the more — bountiful.』

Amazing.

I genuinely do not understand anything.

Why does a logistics skill summon a harvest god?

『A natural question.』

He read my mind? Guess “god” isn’t just a job title.

『But understand: for a god, the cultivation of supreme-quality crops is, by itself, profitable. It follows that I want your life here to prosper. It would trouble me greatly if you quit farming.』

I don’t fully get it, but apparently my vegetables are that big a deal.

“Anyway — I want seasonings.”

『Mm. Insofar as it serves the delicious consumption of crops, that falls within my jurisdiction. Ordering from your former world is permitted.』

Whoa. Interdimensional Logistics really is a cheat skill.

“So how do I actually place an order?”

『One moment… HMPH!』

…You know those gift catalogs you get at wedding receptions?

One just appeared in front of me.

『Open it.』

I opened the catalog.

Found the seasonings section. Located yakiniku sauce.

—Price: 278 yen, it says.

“YOU’RE CHARGING ME?!”

『That is what the offering box is for. Farmers who venerate the harvest god grow… fewer by the year. I am strapped for cash.』

“Wow. Even gods have it rough.”

Looking closer, the bottom-right corner of the catalog’s cover has a digital display: Balance: ¥0.

『Toss this world’s currency into the offering box and I shall convert it to Japanese yen automatically.』

Except I don’t have any money.

Wondering what to do, I headed for the cabin.

“Sonya? Do you have money?”

I called out to Sonya, who was lounging inside.

For the record, she fundamentally does not work. Her style is to delegate ALL labor to the palm-top rabbits. Truly, a queen among queens.

“Yes…? We don’t have a culture of trade or commerce, but… I do have several bags of gold coins stripped from human adventurers’ corpses. They sparkle and they’re veeery pretty~♪”

Sonya dug a large bag out of her luggage and handed it over.

Inside: a dense mass of easily a hundred-plus gold coins, heavy enough that holding it took real effort.

“Fufu. I’ll settle for one carrot.”

“Your sense of money is truly a thing of wonder.”

Well, to forest rabbits, gold coins are probably genuinely worthless.

Back in the storehouse, I took out one gold coin and tossed it into the offering box.

Naturally, I didn’t forget to clap my hands together and bow.

Then I checked the catalog’s digital display: Balance: ¥1.

“IS THIS NOT ROBBERY?!”

I don’t know the exchange rate, but a gold coin has to be worth tens of thousands of yen, right?!

『It is intended behavior.』

“‘Intended behavior’ isn’t an answer…!”

『I told you already — I am strapped for cash. The god of commerce, the god of safe childbirth — I envy those bastards SO much!』

Fair — those guys have ten-thousand-yen bills raining into their offering boxes from prayer fees alone.

“Still, isn’t this a LITTLE excessive?”

『I finally found myself a sucker — what am I supposed to do, NOT fleece him?!』

“I’M THE SUCKER?!”

『I dressed it up in plausible-sounding reasoning, but my true motive is offering money.』

“At least TRY to sugarcoat it!”

So this god is a money-grubber. Noted.

Well, whatever — importing seasonings is a divine skill worth its weight in gold.

The pricing is highway robbery by modern-Japan standards, but considering the utility, it’s probably fair market value for another world.

『I look forward to our long partnership.』

“Yeah, yeah. Understood.”

For now, I deposited 325 gold coins — purchased from Sonya for one (1) carrot — bringing my balance to ¥325.

And thus—

“THE YAKINIKU SAUCE OF MY DREAMS IS MIIIINE!”

For the record, the delivery method was: smoke suddenly billowing up in front of me… and when it cleared, there stood the yakiniku sauce.