A few moments after Sieg-san’s parents made their shocking entrance, Lunamaria-san was now on her knees before us, her hands pressed to the ground, her whole body trembling in fear.
[……Ummm, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean any harm, I just… forgot to mention it……]
[……………….]
[No, really, it was just an accident! After I sent a letter about our visit to Rigforeshia, they kindly offered to show us around, so I… um…]
[……………….]
Right beside Lunamaria-san’s neck, two swords were firmly planted into the ground, while in front of her stood Sieg-san, her face filled with anger.
Apparently, Sieg-san was the only one who hadn’t been informed that her parents would be guiding us.
Well, considering she’s usually close to Lilia-san, it’s hard to imagine she wouldn’t have been informed—though, knowing this useless maid, her fate seems pretty much sealed at this point…
[S-Sieg-chan. Luna-chan really didn’t mean any harm, so how about letting it go…?]
[…………….]
[Hiihhhh!?]
Sieg-san’s mother, the red-haired woman, tried to call out to her, but the moment Sieg-san glared at her, she immediately pulled back.
It seems it will take some time before Sieg-san’s anger cools down.
[Miyama-sama! Please help me!]
What the heck, oi!? Don’t dump your problems on me, you useless maid!!!
No, no, even if you give me those pleading eyes, what you did is… well, let’s be honest, you were getting your just desserts. Not just this time, but all those previous incidents too. I have absolutely nothing to do with this mess.
It’s not my responsibility to help you, nor do I have any obligation to step in… So, please stop looking at me like that, Lunamaria-san. Ugh, I’m really weak against those desperate looks. Ah, geez!!!
[…U-Ummm, Sieg-san. Would you please let her off for now?]
[……………..]
[No, I get how you feel, but I’m sure Lunamaria-san is reflecting on her actions, so please just let it go for now.]
[……………..]
After listening to my plea, Sieg-san, though still visibly dissatisfied, gave a small nod and withdrew the sword from Lunamaria-san’s neck.
Seeing this, Lunamaria-san looked relieved from the depths of her heart, but I had no intention of letting her off that easily.
If I had to choose sides in this situation, I’d stand with Sieg-san. Letting this slide would only make things worse for her. So, I’ve decided—I’ll take an approach that should help settle things properly.
[Sieg-san. If Lunamaria-san does something strange again, please let me know. I have a great idea to stop her from acting out.]
[…Umm, Miyama-sama? That idea you mentioned…]
[I’m going to ask Kuro to give you a scolding.]
[Please accept my apologies!!! I’m begging you, anything but that!!!]
The threat proved highly effective on the zealot, as Lunamaria-san immediately lowered her head, pressing it against the ground with remarkable speed.
She was clearly more desperate now than she had been even when Sieg-san was furious with her.
Anyway, this seemed to lighten Sieg-san’s mood somewhat, so I turned my attention back to her parents.
[Now that the situation is settled, once again, everyone, welcome. I am Sieglinde’s father. My name is Rejnhardt. You can just call me Rei.]
[And I am Sieglinde’s mother, Sylphia. Please call me Fia. Nice to meet you~~]
[ [ [ Nice to meet you. ] ] ]
With bright smiles on their faces, Sieg-san’s parents introduced themselves.
However, seeing them up close like this, they both look incredibly young… Not just “in their 20s” young—they look youthful enough to pass for teenagers. And yet, both of them are apparently over 200 years old. Elves really are amazing…
[It’s been a while. Rei-san, Fia-san.]
[I see you’re looking well, Lilia-chan. Have you finally found yourself a husband?]
[Ah, no, that is…]
[It was impossible even with the blessing of the God of Love—Gofuaahhh!?]
A beautiful body blow struck Lunamaria-san’s abdomen just as she was about to say something unnecessary. This woman really doesn’t learn her lesson, does she…?
Meanwhile, Lilia-san, already acquainted with Sieg-san’s parents, exchanged very polite greetings with them.
I thought they’d start showing us around the city right away, but Lunamaria-san first confirmed the location of the inn she had booked for us and said she’d bring our luggage there. While she was handling that, Rei-san and Fia-san suggested we relax until she returned. As a result, we ended up visiting Sieg-san’s parents’ home instead.
Rei-san and Fia-san both seem to have bright and cheerful personalities, and they chatted with us on the way there.
[By the way, you’re Miyama-kun, right?]
[Eh? Ah, yes.]
While we walked, Rei-san suddenly turned to me with a serious expression.
His beautiful features paired with that serious look somehow gave off an intensely sharp impression.
[What do you think? Our Sieg is quite cute, isn’t she!?]
[……Huh?]
[……!?]
What the heck is this person saying all of a sudden?
[No, even as her parent, I must say. Sieg is quite well-proportioned and extraordinarily beautiful!]
[H-Huh……]
[If you’re a man, you’d understand Sieg’s appeal, right?]
[Ah, yes. Well…]
It’s true. Sieg is tall and slender, with a striking, well-defined face that blends dignity and loveliness. Her red hair and long ears, signature traits of elves, add to her beauty. Calling her a “beauty” wouldn’t be an exaggeration.
She has a gentle and kind personality, excels at cooking and baking, and carries herself with a pleasant demeanor. It’s undeniable that she’s very attractive.
But… why would her own parent bring this up now of all times?
After hearing my response, Rei-san nodded in satisfaction. Then, leaning in far too close with an almost unsettling excitement, he asked:
[Of course, I know you do! So, how far have you gone with Sieg?]
[……Yes?]
[ ~ ~ ~ ! ? ]
Again, I repeat, what the heck is this person saying?
[Have you gone on a date? Or have you already gone past the kissing stage?]
[N-No, it’s not like Sieg-san and I have that kind of relationship…]
[What did you say!? Are you sane!? You’ve been living with Sieg for a month now, and you don’t lust after her? Are you even a man!?]
[…E-Erm…]
I’m utterly confused, my brain can’t keep up with whatever Rei-san is saying. Still, one thing is clear, Rei-san is one heck of a doting parent.
It’s obvious from his words and actions that he loves Sieg-san very much, but seriously, what is this… this overwhelming sense of absurd disappointment I’m feeling?
[This won’t do! Of course, as a father, it’s painful for me to see my cute daughter with a lover. But at the same time, I also want my daughter to be happy… and today, for the first time in her life, Sieg came home to her parents with a man in tow! Even if tears stream from my eyes, I’m prepared to accept it, even if she’s here to announce her marriage!]
[………………..]
[And yet… this can’t go on! Sometimes, you need to act like a man! Go on, assault her like the beast you are! Alright, here’s some money—take Sieg on a date and—Bfuuooohhh!?]
A fist smashed into Rei-san’s face, interrupting his overwhelming, frightening momentum with tremendous speed. The one who threw that punch, of course, was Sieg-san.
Sieg-san’s face was bright red, her clenched fist trembling as she glared at Rei-san. She looked absolutely furious.
[S-Sieg, c-calm down. Daddy is only thinking about Sieg’s sake—Bfueehhh!?]
[………………]
Rei-san, who had fallen onto his backside, tried to offer an explanation, but before he could finish, Sieg-san’s fist struck his face again.
There was no trace of mercy in Sieg-san’s actions as she began raining punches down on him, one after another, even faster than before, leaving Rei-san no time to get a word in.
[Ara ara, please excuse them~~ They’re making quite the commotion.]
[Eh? Ah, um, are you sure it’s fine not to stop them?]
[It’s fine. It’s his fault anyway.]
Watching her husband endure the extreme violence, Fia-san spoke to me in a calm, almost relaxed tone.
Ah, how should I put this… I feel like I can almost imagine what Sieg-san’s daily life must have been like back in her hometown… This kind of routine, where Rei-san messes around, Sieg-san gets angry, and Fia-san leisurely watches them, seems like it’s just another normal day for them.
[Well, it’s not like he had any bad intentions. It’s just that Sieg-chan seems to like you a lot.]
[Eh?]
[ ! ? ! ? ! ? ]
Sieg-san’s fist, which had been pummeling Rei-san, froze at the casual words Fia-san said.
[I mean, the letters Sieg-chan has been sending lately have always been about you—mghhhmmm!?]
[ ~ ~ ~ ]
[Sieg-san?]
Fia-san tried to continue, but before she could finish, Sieg-san swiftly moved to cover her mouth.
Her face was bright red, and she was shaking her head frantically while looking at me for some reason.
Hmm, just a guess, but I think Sieg-san must have written about me, one of the rare otherworlders, in her letters to her parents. Looks like Rei-san misinterpreted the situation, huh?
That would explain why Sieg-san is so flustered. If her parents misunderstood something she didn’t intend, and then started saying things that didn’t make sense, I can see why she’d be in such a panic.
[Aoi-senpai, Sieg-san seems pretty obvious to me, but… is Miyama-senpai really that slow?]
[His self-esteem is probably that low. I guess an idea like that never even crossed his mind.]
Dear Mom, Dad—Sieg-san’s parents were quite lively, and it seems like Sieg-san is having a really hard time. But how can I put this in a way that sounds positive? Watching their flurry of exchanges, those times when Mom and Dad were still alive—I remembered them.
T/N: 11/13
edit: I’m posting the illustrations, so that’s the last one for now. Also, +1 so… only 3 left. I should be able to do it by tuesday.